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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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[attr="class","postbody"]so. aster's plans at slateport mall had been completely, totally destroyed.
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in hindsight, they should have expected that it would be holiday-shopping hell, especially in terms of last minute stuff. like a fool- a complete idiot- he had thought it would be okay anyways. who the fuck is still buying stuff this close to christmas? he had thought.
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well, he was, but that was besides the point.
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the point was that he had eventually made it, feeling completely exhausted and nearing nightfall- aka 5 pm- to sootopolis. everything there was still busy, still crowded, but last time they had visited, it had another branch of the fancy pokemon store he usually stopped at.
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once he had found it, he had started to open the door, when-
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someone- something?- ran into him, abruptly.


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What ran into was a pride of Skitty.[break][break]

One of them was orange. One of them was fast as fuck. The other four was normal.[break][break]

They meowed and cried out and skittered between Aster's legs. A whirlwind of felines.[break][break]

Inside, more Skitty... along with a few other kitten pokemon. Meowths from all regions, Purrloin, Shinx, Litten, Litleo, Esperr... And at the center of the feline flurry was a sickly looking person standing in line behind a decrepit old woman. They held a single jingling ball in hand, still wrapped in crisp paper and ready to be bought. Eyes dead as chaos swirled around them, as the old woman argued about some coupon with a frazzled employee.

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[attr="class","postbody"]there were a lot of cats.a fuck ton of cats, actually, all moving as a group like some fucked up horror movie concept, and all aster can do is hope he's not the next victim.
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and, when he thinks he's too close to one's tail, back away- just to bump into some awful decoration that releases a low pitched, demonic "ho ho ho merry christmas" that can only be found in things that haven't had batteries replaced in a year.
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which, in this case, would be understandable if it wasn't absolutely fucking terrifying. like, the stuff of nightmares.
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once the chaos has (somewhat) died doing and aster thinks he can move without risking stepping on a cat, he looks up- just to see the source of the chaos, cats and all, standing behind an elderly old woman who looks like she may kill the poor cashier. or the source of the cats- they look like if they have to stand there a moment longer and hunt down their pokemon, they'll just keel over.
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it's more the fact that aster doesn't want his holiday ruined by seeing a death rather than any sympathy that leads him to speak up.
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"i think you lost your skitty."
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his job here was done.


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